My Support

It is alleged that Hillary has purchased the support of a Southern, African American, Priest for $210,000. I am not appalled, I am not disappointed, I am not writing this to skewer the Senator. I applaud such tactics, and I'm throwing My Support into the ring.

Since I only fit one of the three categories mentioned, I'll offer My Support for the going rate of 1/3rd the final price. That's right, for a mere $70,000 you, Mrs. Senator, may have My Support. What does My Support entail? This site will become an Ode To Hillary. If it's exposure you're after, look no further than the Internet. Remember when Amazon.com first went public? They were given an infinite market capitalization, because the amount of potential customers could not be quantified. So it is with My Support. My Support is based on the same technology as Amazon, and therefore possesses the same potential. Second, My Support is also verbal. I will push your candidacy with a grass roots campaign. At my place of employment I have a captive audience of literally dozens. My Support will cross all racial, ethnic, and religious lines as my company is an equal opportunity workplace. At this point I will begin to solicit donations for your campaign. Since part of the captive audience includes Vice Presidents and CEO/Owners, the amount of contributions collected through My Support has the potential to exceed the meager fee.

Therefore Senator, if you're reading this - and I'm certain you're not - know that My Support can be purchased and no judgements passed.

--Brad